<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>          <rss version="2.0">     <channel>     <title>Cozmo&apos;s Dev Blog - Assholes</title>     <link>http://www.myinternetisbroken.com/index.cfm</link>     <description>The Dev Blog</description>     <language>en-us</language>     <pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 17:07:30-0700</pubDate>     <lastBuildDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 01:11:00-0700</lastBuildDate>     <generator>BlogCFC</generator>     <docs>http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss</docs>     <managingEditor>coz@myinternetisbroken.com</managingEditor>     <webMaster>coz@myinternetisbroken.com</webMaster>          <item>      <title>This blog is Rick Roll Enabled.</title>      <link>http://www.myinternetisbroken.com/index.cfm/2009/3/23/This-blog-is-Rick-Roll-Enabled</link>      <description>            Someone actually tested my super advanced Ultramega OK anti &quot;wow gold&quot; spammer technology... so I rolled out a BadMotorBeta.  Go ahead... try it. Add a comment and type in &quot;wow gold&quot; in the comment form and see what happens.   I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU.   Yeah. I thought so.... ya wuss. &lt;font color=&quot;white&quot;&gt;For the record: BadMotorBeta - copyright  &#xa9; 2009&lt;/font&gt;       </description>            <category>Assholes</category>                <category>Idgiots</category>                <category>Rants</category>                <category>Life</category>                <category>Having fun</category>                <pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 01:11:00-0700</pubDate>      <guid>http://www.myinternetisbroken.com/index.cfm/2009/3/23/This-blog-is-Rick-Roll-Enabled</guid>           </item>          <item>      <title>CF_RickRoll for comment spam (coming soon)</title>      <link>http://www.myinternetisbroken.com/index.cfm/2009/3/19/CFRickRoll-for-comment-spam</link>      <description>            My blog (and other CF blogs ) are getting hit with comment spam for some bizarro WOW (World of Warcraft) gold scam going to: wow gold one dot com   I have no idea what it is about but as a former sys admin I have a borderline psychotic &quot;I WILL FARKING CUT YOU&quot; type hatred for spammers..  As soon as I get out of the weeds at work I am going to write something to mess with these douche bags. Seeing that comments on BlogCFC have a captcha they are probably using a cheap labor source like Amazon&apos;s Mechanical Turk service or smart bots.  Either way... Infinite loops for bots or a Rick Roll or Goatse for the humans.  This will be fun.       </description>            <category>Assholes</category>                <category>Life</category>                <pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:50:00-0700</pubDate>      <guid>http://www.myinternetisbroken.com/index.cfm/2009/3/19/CFRickRoll-for-comment-spam</guid>           </item>          <item>      <title>Higher Ground</title>      <link>http://www.myinternetisbroken.com/index.cfm/2007/11/3/Higher-Ground</link>      <description>            I now understand why people seek God&apos;s wisdom and grace (thanx to my good friend James). There is peace there. To forgive and accept is divine*. That is love. And in Love, Forgiveness and Acceptance there is Peace.   I also understand the urge to spread the news. I just don&apos;t know  if the current methodology is effective. Bombing things and killing people doesn&apos;t seem to convey the message very well.   * That doesn&apos;t mean you have to put up with bullshit.       </description>            <category>Assholes</category>                <category>Life</category>                <pubDate>Sat, 03 Nov 2007 03:33:00-0700</pubDate>      <guid>http://www.myinternetisbroken.com/index.cfm/2007/11/3/Higher-Ground</guid>           </item>          <item>      <title>Yahoo chat</title>      <link>http://www.myinternetisbroken.com/index.cfm/2007/10/10/Yahoo-chat</link>      <description>            I love web dev. I love to talk shop. I went to the web designers chat room on yahoo chat. I asked a question. I was abused, ridiculed, tormented and mocked for asking a question in a forum that encouraged people to share knowledge.  What I found there was a group of elitist, abusive, condescending, too cool for Christmas, jaded assholes. It disgusted me in a manner is beyond words. They are the most insecure, trash talking, gossiping, &quot;look he is down, kick him&quot; bitches I have ever seen in my life.   If geeks conducted themselves in real life in the same manner that they do online, their bodies would litter the streets.   I am ashamed that I even share genome with these cretins.       </description>            <category>Stupid Shite</category>                <category>Assholes</category>                <category>Geeks</category>                <category>Rants</category>                <pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2007 01:25:00-0700</pubDate>      <guid>http://www.myinternetisbroken.com/index.cfm/2007/10/10/Yahoo-chat</guid>           </item>     </channel></rss>