Slash Dot'ers Crack Me Up.
I am all about Open Source. I love it. It has changed computing and has contributed
to the betterment of all users. I use TONS of OS Software and at work I am
known as the Open Source Guy.
But I HATE Open Source fundimentalists. They are nothing more than elitist,
intellectual bigots and snobs. That is why I use the term Open Sores as a category
on my blog
So when I saw on fullasagoog.com that Apollo
was featured on slash dot I HAD to look.
JD on EP was nice enough to highlight some of the comments
My overall impression is that there are many reactionary attacks based on insufficient study of source materials, as well as an impressive number of defenses based buttressed by observable reality. One unstated subtext among many attacks seems to be "I don't like it so no one must be permitted to use it." Overall trend is positive, though.
From there I ran into this thread on slash dot. As far as I am concerned complaining about Flash not running on Free BSD is like complaining about water being wet, as illegalcortex pointed out in a very humorous manner.
http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=227249&threshold=1&commentsort=0&mode=thread&pid=18406815#1840702
illegalcortex (1007791)
Just give up. Otherwise, this will eventually end with them complaining that it doesn't run on the VIC-20.by MaggieL (10193)
Nobody *made* them call it a "cross-operating system runtime"...excuse us for asking how many operating systems it crosses.
They could have just called it a "proprietary thing to build apps with", but somehow that sounds less appealing.
illegalcortex (1007791)
I'd hate to be the sporting goods salesman when you people come around to ask about the cross-country skis...
MaggieL (10193)
illegalcortex (1007791)
I'd hate to be the sporting goods salesman when you people come around to ask about the cross-country skis...
"How much country can I cross with these skis?" is so unreasonable to ask...
Look at it this way: if your OS portfolio is Mac and Windows, then you're about as "cross-platform" as Excel is.
"Can I cross water with these skis?"
"Well, no, not really. They're not water skis..."
"HAH! Do you realize water covers almost 71% of the Earth's surface. So you're telling me these skis are useless on over two-thirds of the planets surface?!"
"Uh, I'm not really sure what that has to do with-"
"And these skis, can they be used on mountains?"
"Well, mountains with snow and-"
"Not rocky mountains? What part of the definition of the word 'country' says that it doesn't include rocks?"
"Again, I don't really see-"
"And how about roads?"
"Roads?"
"Yes, roads. Streets. Boulevards. Avenues. And sidewalks. And freeway entrance ramps. And stairs."
"Look, are you actually going to buy these skis?"
"Why would I buy these skis? I live in Los Angeles and it never snows. So until you come out with some skis that can be used in downtown LA, I suggest you stop calling these "cross-country" skis. Also, I don't have any legs, you insensitive clod!"
The part about the stairs cracked me up.
Look.... If something will run on Windoze (sic), Mac and Linux, or 99% of the machines out there, then it is cross platform.

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